Everyone is in these spaces for one reason: to make money. “This mom quit her job to focus on crypto full time and build ‘generational wealth.’ Now she makes around $80,000 per month.” “This 33-year-old ‘dogecoin millionaire’ is now being paid in the meme-inspired cryptocurrency - and continues to buy the dips.” The subject was impossible to avoid, and my longstanding if until now private, nerdy interest in the machinery of our enigmatic financial markets propelled me toward it.Īt first I felt a little dirty, a little shameful.

But there was a bull run going on – market confidence was high, investors were buying and prices were going up – and whenever cryptocurrency values skyrocket, the corporate press turns up like a kettle of raptors spewing headlines about improbable fortunes. Crypto would not be an obvious story for me to tackle. I’ve written on the overlaps between the health and criminal legal systems. I’ve occasionally written about fiction and film. As a writer I don’t really have a regular beat. “Forecast for tomorrow? One hundred per cent chance of tears.I can’t explain exactly how I ended up on crypto Twitter (or CT, as it’s known in the cryptosphere) and in the crypto-focused Telegram and Discord groups I started lurking in late last summer.“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it.”.“My industry, I’m sorry to say, is full of Muppets.”.“The chicken is as dry as a fucking camel’s ass in a fucking desert storm.”.“You added so much salt and pepper I can hear the dish singing ‘Push It’.”.“This salad is so fresh it had to live with its aunty and uncle in Bel-Air.”.“You put so much ginger in this, it’s a Weasley.”.“For what we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly not vomit.”.

“This squid is so undercooked I can still hear it telling SpongeBob to fuck off.”.

To celebrate, here are 10 of the most ridiculous and hilarious quotes from the man himself (best read in a British accent, of course). The restaurant does serve other things, too, including appetizers, salads, and hot dogs (notably, there’s a Bloody Mary Dawg, which seems like it should be a Caesar Dawg, but hey). Gordon Ramsay Burger is officially up and running at the Great Canadian Casino in Coquitlam, open seven days a week from 11am to 11pm and serving up such dishes as the Blue Cheeseburger (crumbled blue cheese, crispy onion ring, blue cheese dressing, caramelized onions) and the Truffle Burger (truffle goat cheese, bacon, truffle aioli, pickled shallots, over-easy egg).

Television’s favourite mean chef has touched down in the Lower Mainland.

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